Last year, I wrote an article for 1-900 HOT DOG about a novella called Peachtree Carnivore. It was one of the worst things I had ever read, both in terms of content and style. This week, I looked at another piece of fiction by the same author, Custodian.

While Custodian isn’t an all-out orgy of raw meat consumption and mother-in-law lovin’ like Peachtree Carnivore, it is truly terrible in its own way. The tale of a superpowered space monster who arrives on earth to stop World War II might not sound so bad, but remember who our author is. The plot is meaningless, there’s no real conflict or theme, and everyone talks like an asshole.

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