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RC Car Company Executive: The Interactive Movie Game Experience
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DarkStalkers: The Animated Series
In 1995, Graz Entertainment produced a cartoon for American audiences based on the video game series DarkStalkers. It received a single season of thirteen episodes and was lost in a sea of similar titles. Retrospective reviews have been harsh, with fans noting the many divergences from the source material, low-quality animation, and formulaic plot. How did…
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Kids Can Rock and Roll
Kids Can Rock and Roll was a nightmarish parade of gaudily made-up men enacting little bits in the formless void interspersed with insipid songs about respecting authority and doing your homework. It was a cheap effort at instilling pro-social values in a generation that was coming up on Bubble Tape commercials, toy slime, and killer fairies. In…
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Holy Spirit Miracle Academy
Today it’s hard to remember that there was a time when the right wing was vocally opposed to all things Harry Potter. Back in the 2000s, the biggest crime a piece of media could commit for the religious right was not being “woke,” but undermining Christian values by encouraging children to cast magic spells, capture…
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Peachtree Carnivore
Many of the great works of literature deploy narrative in service of a social argument. Madame Bovary rails against the romantic delusions of the bourgeoisie. Brave New World warns against a future where humanity is enslaved by means more insidious than punitive repression. And Ready Player One passionately urges us to never, ever forget Ghostbusters. Peachtree Carnivore by Mark Mitchell is such a…
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The Batman Claritin Allergy Special Issue
As America enters its Century of Humiliation, its political leadership is hard at work trying to make the country as unattractive as possible to potential tourist dollars. Consider that this may have the incredible result of creating a wave of embittered, ex-theme park employees with stolen mascot costumes, easy access to firearms, and a grudge…
