Tag: ASMR

  • ASMR Church

    ASMR Church

    Dennard: Help me out. Is this real, or a strawman I made ten years ago? Merritt: We are wanderers in the desert of the real. You’re asking the wrong question. Dennard: Sorry, that wasn’t clear. Is this an audiophile rendition of Old Testament wisdom, with youth-friendly graphics? You know, noise porn covering brain porn over anime porn? Merritt: Oh,…