Hey did you ever see that episode of GI Joe with the merwife and the nurse dominatrix where everyone starts melting? You know, the one where Shipwreck just screams and passes out in response to everything happening to him? No? Well then, I invite you to read a playthrough of There’s No Place Like Springfield: The Interactive Adventure Game!

Features include:

• Old man
• Submersible jet
• Poisoned milk
• Poisoned tea
• Poisoned sandwich
• Punching!
• Ooze
• Mind terror
• Stupid the Cat
• The soulbound essence of the episode’s writer
• Parrot