If you told my child self that I would one day co-write an article with Seanbaby and that it would be about an Italian cop drama starring a huge man whose skillset is saxophone and bonk, I would have said I liked your funny words. But we did just that earlier this year, and you can now read it in its entirety for free at 1-900 HOT DOG. Michael Winslow from Police Academy and other Police Academy movies shows up at one point! It’s great! Detective Extralarge!