Every year, 1-900 Hot Dog picks a few paid articles by each author to make free. This year, they asked members of the community to decide, and they chose some of my disgusting and bizarre pieces. They range from a Canadian made-for-TV movie about a skateboarding alien to a self-published novella by a meat maniac who believes that consuming nothing but steak makes you into an immortal sexual dynamo. There’s one about a foreskin justice league, too.

I do not recommend that you read any of these articles, but if you would like to anyway, you can do that over at 1-900 Hot Dog.