Kids Can Rock and Roll was a nightmarish parade of gaudily made-up men enacting little bits in the formless void interspersed with insipid songs about respecting authority and doing your homework. It was a cheap effort at instilling pro-social values in a generation that was coming up on Bubble Tape commercials, toy slime, and killer fairies. In short, it was a TV series for nobody, crafted by madmen shaking off the haze of a decade-long coke binge and stepping into a world they could no longer comprehend.

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