In the mid-20th century, a plastic surgeon wrote one of the first self-help books after realizing that giving people a different nose didn’t make them happy. He called it Psycho-Cybernetics. Decades later, his work was discovered and republished by a karate maniac named Matt Furey, who also sells fitness programs about embodying the noble and furious gorilla. I wrote all about this at 1-900 HOT DOG. Happy thrusting, grimly bayonetting, self-respecting D-Day to all who celebrate.