Dennard: Help me out. Is this real, or a strawman I made ten years ago?

Merritt: We are wanderers in the desert of the real. You’re asking the wrong question.

Dennard: Sorry, that wasn’t clear. Is this an audiophile rendition of Old Testament wisdom, with youth-friendly graphics? You know, noise porn covering brain porn over anime porn?

Merritt: Oh, yeah. It’s that. Waifus and worship, with plausibly-deniable erotic frisson. The power of God and anime together at last, as the prophets foretold. Do you want Slaanesh? Because this is how you birth Slaanesh.

Dennard: I think this was YouTube’s intended censorship target. A year ago, ASMRchurch did 72k per strike on human dignity. Now they’re lucky to strike 72. If Alphabet saved us from Slaanesh, then all is unforgiven. I hate them like their algorithm now hates ASMRchurch.

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